Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[formel]

That highly depends in the country you in, when you're stoned and happen to be in Saudi Arabia you're most likely dead, in most other countries you are indeed only a junkie.

 

 

Why are blood sacrifices no longer required to ensure the sunrise the next day?

[Rasta the Lion]

Because mayans are long dead and people hardly care about their culture anymore.

Rasta has 10 sharp claws on his front legs. Can he uses them on people who still try to take photos with him without the authorities intervention ?

[Emily]

yez! yez yu iz!

why orcs skin be green??

[nonusnomeni]

cuz they eat to much vegetables

 

why is fog stronger then sun?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Then vs than vs tenth. I see what you did there! You try to mess with me head, eh?

 

 

Using Schrödinger's cat experiment as a base, what would become of human if a group of asteroid were to leaved a crater on every nuclear facilities on earth in less than an hour? Please describe in quantum entanglement predictions.

[MikeMetal]

I'm afraid that can't possibly happen in the first place. As we know, asteroids mostly hang alone - not in group ( unless it is the mating season and that is for a short time ) so the chance that asteroids fall on earth with an interval of less than one hour before each impact is next to zero.

 

It is possible to die ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Yes and no. Not in any particular order. It depends whether you have a religion or an atheist. It varies between religions though.

 

 

Summertime sadness or winter chill?

[Cloe]

Due to my frost magic liking I'd chose winter chill... although I'd prefer a bit of rain myself.

How come waterfalls never run out of water ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Science and topography my dear. When combined, it would make a good papier-mâché with an aid from water and the sun.

 

 

Is it possible to merge every governments on earth to make a single authoritative body?

[Cloe]

That won't work. Try merging US government with the Pakistan or Uganda ones and see what happens.

Is the following affirmation: "If it's red, it's dead" true in MMORPGs ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

No. More like; If the profit generated < than server maintenance cost, the MMORPG can be pinned to the fjord, permanently.

 

 

I though I saw a pussy cat?

[Cloe]

No no no. That wasn't what you think, it was a wombat searching the trash cans for food.

Will people die if they drink orange juice after 23:00 ?

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Yes wombat! I love 'em all! They cute, grumpy, stubborn, sluggish, and noisy! Problem is, it's illegal here. Owh the orange juice? No people won't die if they consumed it just an hour before midnight, deary. They only got an uncontrollable arse spraying mayhem instead. Now that would be probably fatal I reckon.

 

 

If someone decided to rain on your parade, would a town hall be suffice to circumvent the dreaded misfortune?

[Rasta the Lion]

Seeing there aren't many parades in the savannah, most likely a simple town hall would suffice. But there is no town hall in the first place here...

How are babies born ?

[Emily]

born? you get it all wrong. they are delivered by crane to newly wed couple.

is there a God?

[nonusnomeni]

yes i am

 

how can i help you?

 

 

[Emily]

emily wish to brazil not win next year world cup and china rmb exchange Rate to.be lowered.

why penis smell funny?

[nonusnomeni]

cuz he go on smelly places

 

"dark and moist"... what can that be?

[Emily]

that be armpit.

why cat and vagina are called "pussy" in america?

[MikeMetal]

Because many people like cats and women's pussycats, so they had to invent a word that can refer to both of them. Because when you say I'm gonna lick that pussy wet, you'll know it works in both cases.

 

What can a man do if his penis got caught in the ceiling fan ?

[Emily]

he must gave up his penis or hang in the ceiling after he dismantle the fan with 100 repair.

why sauron decide that one ring has to be the ring of improved invisibility when he craft it on mount doom.??

[MikeMetal]

Because he knew without invisiblity, he won't be able to pass the guardian near doughnuts store and thus would had never got a jelly one if not for the ring.

 

Can women throw up from deep throating ? ~~

 

 

[Emily]

yes. when the one week sperm explode inside the throat it will fill the eye, throat, lungs, mouth and nostril. the penis itself smell terible.

the sperms swims though every gastronomy tract and ultimately vaiolated every being of being a woman.

why there are less gay deepthroating?

[Cloe]

Men most likely can't do that in the proper way.

What is the sixth sense ?

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

The sense that someone, somewhere is masturbating. Why is the sky blue?