Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[nonusnomeni]

because it is not green

 

can i go?

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

If you don't exterminate me, yes. Why does my cat like pasta?

[nonusnomeni]

she is probably from italy

 

can i haz schnitzel ?

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

Only if you get me one  . Do you like Pasta?

[nonusnomeni]

not with schnitzel

 

why earth spinning ?

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

A very long time ago, a very large man named Mark, did a very big burp. What would happen if all penguins on the planet dissappeared?

[Rasta the Lion]

Ice age games will never be the same again.

Why a bulb lights above head when one get an idea ?

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

Because candles aren't bright enough. If someone owns some land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the Earth?

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

nope everything below 40cm belong to state (in most eu)

 

do you want gold mine?

[Cloe]

Why would I want gold, bronze is far more valuable.

What kind of damage watching TV does ?

[nonusnomeni]

stupidity

 

why anchors don't read books on TV?

[Rasta the Lion]

Because most people don;t watch TV to see a man reading books.

Why people start to scream and run when I enter the bus ?

[SchnitzelzAreGood]

Because you smell like wet cat. Why do i always mistype things?

[formel]

Because you use your head for typing and not your fingers.

 

 

What are the job requirements for the job of god-emperor?

[nonusnomeni]

will to change himself into worm

 

why i can't create black hole in my kitchen

[formel]

Because you are not using a Large Hadron Collider as cooking device. Buy now one for chrismas and you get a knives set for free

 

 

Which mass does a black hole need to absorb a cat?

[nonusnomeni]

mass equal to your brain mass

 

how to make homemade teleportation device?

[formel]

Take tow cans, make  holes in the bottons of those and conceted them with a cord and now wait untill they offer the missig disintegrationn and reassembling devices in your local hardware store.

 

 

When will the black sun rise?

[nonusnomeni]

when i turn light off

 

can i make blueberry liquor instead blueberry wine?

 

 

[BellaRoseDraco]

nope

 

 

why can't i have nice things?

[nonusnomeni]

nice things go to the nice peoples

 

why are umans so illogical?

[BellaRoseDraco]

because we're HUMANS, we were made illogical

 

 

why is it that i piss green?

[nonusnomeni]

radiation

 

do you feel urge to eat some brrrraaaaiiiiinzzzzz?

[Rasta the Lion]

Rasta doesn't want any of that, prefers simple raw meat.

The expression "when pigs will fly ".. why pigs and no other land animal ?

[PantherXoXTaco]

Because our beloved overlord, Cthulhu, wills it.

 

Now why did the pope shit in the wood?