Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! - II

[Cloe]

Because it was obvious he couldn't do it elsewhere.

 

How Santa makes all the presents for billions of people ?

[Rasta the Lion]

Kills one of his infinite elves assistants and of that comes a present of a person's wish.

How to stop postman from running when Rasta opens the door for him to give me mails ?

[Cloe]

Try purring or meowning, maybe postman will find cute and will hug you instead of fleeing in fear.

 

It is a crime if someone rapes a prostitute ?

[Rasta the Lion]

Only if the prostitute complains it wasn't a good round.

Are there any tigresses around ?

[formel]

Surely but

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA

 

 

When will cats take over the world? (I mean the small and evil ones not the bigger ones that seem only intrested in cuddling   )

[Rasta the Lion]

When humans will get bored of this planet and leave for new lands in outer space.

What to take for Rasta to grow a bushy mustache himself ?

[Hentai-chan]

because he has so much hair above his head

 

If humans are so full of liquids, why bother drinking water?

[nonusnomeni]

water who will drink water?!?

 

was today different then tomorrow??

 

 

[Hentai-chan]

Today was yesterday, tomorrow is today.

 

What does that make of the day after if not the distant past?

[formel]

The past becomes the future and time and endless loop.

 

 

How to escape this infernal circle.

[PantherXoXTaco]

By digging a hole under it.

 

Now, why is it that lamps have souls?

[nonusnomeni]

butterfly souls

 

can wind be faster then life?

[Rasta the Lion]

Yes, wind travels faster than any living specimen.

 

Why dogs chase their own tail ?

[nonusnomeni]

cuz they are just stupid dogs

 

is there difference between dog and village idiot?

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

nachos.

 

why would a cat wear a monocle ?

[Hentai-chan]

Because it's sophisticated and wants to feel important about himself.

 

Why do men not have a bone where it's "actually" needed?

[Thulas]

Because the brain doesn't need a bone.

 

What reason there is that there is no porn about a headache and a sluttly alcohol bottle made yet?

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

42.

 

why do you call girls also "chicks" if chickens are best served fried?

[nonusnomeni]

chicks are best served hot

 

warm beer or cold chick?

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

a cool warm and a beer chick.

 

waffles or nachos?

 

 

[nonusnomeni]

BBQ

 

tea or ice cream ?

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

ice tea

 

how can men understand women?

[nonusnomeni]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-esYRzHXhYoQ/UL4mx5Nc5xI/AAAAAAAAFL8/aEQrttLzBNQ/s1600/Janet_Chicken.jpg

 

 

snow or rain?

[Guest Ragna_Rok]

dont eat the yellow snow.

 

cannibals cooking your family jewels or freezing your butt off?

[nonusnomeni]

they will found you address

 

time to sleep?