Haiku thread

[Hitman69]

Lim'rick did not work

So, I give you haiku-thread

Please return the same

[StrangeCreed]

This will fail as well.

Poetry is not my bag.

Please don't as me why.

[Hitman69]

This will fail as well.

Poetry is not my bag.

Please don't as me why.

You did fine, really

At least this has replies now

Thread need not be rushed

[Trashdog]

I don't

Get this

At all

[Hitman69]

five, seven, then five

syllables make a haiku.

Hope this explains it.

[Dreamer102]

So bored with my life

random fun would be nice tho

but it wont happen

[The Mad God]

So bored with my life

random fun would be nice tho

but it wont happen

I'm sorry for you

dreamer one oh two ...baby

what did I just type?

[Hitman69]

Ye gods, a new post!

Multiple haiku's, as well.

Well done, too. Kudos.

[tacomarine]

lol

yeah, what he said, but

can you answer this, oh please?

is haiku japanese?

two sylibols ovedr but i thought it was suiting.

'eres a real one now

so you'll see what i can do,

this shows i count too

[Searinglich]

Like any song in prose

A haiku can move or shake

Or have weight in gold

[The Mad God]

Hey everybody!

I want to make a haiku!

But I suck too much!

[Mailamea]

Oh Haiku,

What are you?

I can create one,

Because i don't know you.

[Flying Banana]

PC, outdated,

Oblivion runs so slow.

I play in Lite-Brite.

Now system crashes.

Blue screen, oh a bitter meet,

swift death to my game.

[Jerbsinator]

big boobs

they jiggle so much

but I like it

I failed

But I tried

so sorry

[Mailamea]

Oh big boobs,

Why oh why are they so popular,

Hasent anyone noticed?

That if you have those,

You like have 85% chance,

To have back problems.

But still i like my DMRA the way it is.

Not in real lyf thou.

Fail

[The Mad God]

five' date=' seven, then five

syllables make a haiku.

Hope this explains it.

[/quote']

[Hitman69]

five' date=' seven, then five

syllables make a haiku.

Hope this explains it.

[/quote']

That's just copy-paste

Why not post your own haiku?

That's the idea (here)

The last line, not sure

"Here" in brackets, just in case

That should do it, right?

[The Mad God]

five' date=' seven, then five

syllables make a haiku.

Hope this explains it.

[/quote']

That's just copy-paste

Why not post your own haiku?

That's the idea (here)

The last line, not sure

"Here" in brackets, just in case

That should do it, right?

I did that because

He did not get the ideer

behind the structure

I apologize

but that haiku was awesome

It helped people

[Hitman69]

Okay, but next time

try to add your own haiku

to make the reply your own

Holy crap! Realized:

Sixhundred sixty-sixth post.

For me, this is it.

[The Mad God]

Okay' date=' but next time

try to add your own haiku

to make the reply your own

Holy crap! Realized:

Sixhundred sixty-sixth post.

For me, this is it.

[/quote']

Wow! That is freaky

yet awesome at the same time!

I am in awe now

Holy Crap! realized:

fivehundred fifty-fifth post.

for me, that is... derp

[The Mad God]

Holy Shit! Realized:

five hundred seventy five!

I am Haiku god!

[Hitman69]

Stop! Double-post. Not good.

Next time, use edit-function.

That is all... For now.

[The Mad God]

Oh my mad god people how could you let this thread die!?

Don't worry, with my daedric powers I shall revive this dead thread! (maybe people will stop spamming the threads at the front page of this section of the forum and put some time into this one now!)

Here's my Haiku:

Haiku's are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

refrigerator

[The Mad God]

Which one should I do?

Wax my hair or perm my chest

can't wait to choose

[nonusnomeni]

the sun heats

lying in the shade

annoying mosquitoes