Corrupt a Wish

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but there is a meteor heading to where you currently living now. The end is not that pretty but warrant a front page of newspaper. XD

 

 

I wish I would stop looking at this thread and continuing watching that damn movie!  

[LordJerle]

Granted, but the power goes out and you're left with nothing to do.

 

 

I wish the soap didn't have bacon in it.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it filled with Gillette used blades instead.

 

 

I wish I don't woken up by now because my friggingly-doucebag-and-super-lunatic-annoying-neighbour play a firecracker at an un-Godly hours.

[LordJerle]

Granted, your neighbor lights off dynamite and you die instead.

 

I wish I didn't just cut a really smelly fart.

[Veta]

Granted it was a big fart , those that you can taste in your mouth

 

I wish , there were even more cheap bundles , for me to buy .

[Emily]

Granted, Here is some fire crackers. Enjoy!

 

Emily wish, for coal pricing to rise higher than gas.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, now many country in the world use only petrol/kerosene as oppose using coal to generate electricity thus making many vehicles stranded and unusable because low petrol supply.

 

 

I wish for a Double Prosperity Burger right now.

[Emily]

Granted, with no fries.

 

Emily wish she could get rid of her cousin for another 11 years.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Excellent! Always wanted them with no chips! Sankyu kowaii-neechan~~~

 

Granted, but your cousins will be back after 11 years that you so wish you could strangle their life out of them.

 

 

I wish for a carton of Pepsi and Marlboro.

[Emily]

Granted A carton filled with both Pepsi and Marlboro.

 

Emily wish to adopt the next generation of alice liddel, the beggar child as her daughter.

So she won't be lonely on her real life and lonely on limbo as we both fall to the pit together.

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but instead of it ends in like The End of Evangelion, I grant your an extra wishes of abundance and happy lives.

 

 

I wish that damn car-engine-belt get changed already! It's so annoyingly-frigging noisy!

[NightShade]

granted, the new belt is even noisier and and the old belt is passed down to another nearby car

 

i wish i have a super computer

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it was big as a warehouse. Good luck trying to start it up though.

 

 

I wish for a set of tea and a biscuit.

[polluxval]

granted. you get the royal set of tea so now you are in the top list of the most wanted around the world. oh, i forget, the biscuit wasnt included, i ate it.

 

wish for a real light saber.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but I use it to cut you up as a revenge for the biscuit!

 

 

I wish for a biscuit, nauuu!!!

[polluxval]

granted, but was poisoned with Botulin.

 

wish for immortality.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you eat the biscuit before I grant you your wish, so now, you're dead.

 

 

I wish for a biscuit!!! NAUUUUUUU!!!

[NightShade]

granted, but biscuit is STILL poisoned and now you're dead too

 

i wish my computer chair repairs itself 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but after you're dead resulted from eating the biscuit too, I'd say it's pointless to grant you your wish.

 

 

I still wish for a biscuit! and a tea too~~~

[Emily]

Granted tonight tea party invitation with Emily and Alice on mad hatter's gazebo in limbo.

We'll even grant you second life.

 

Emily wish Arcueid Brunestud could survive the nightmare pits.

Sabbath ends in a few hours you best hurry.

Just follow the oscar the rabbit and (make sure he lives).

 

We'll have your tea and biscuit ready when you arrives.

 

.....if you arrive at all. that is.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

I now grant myself invincibility!!!

 

 

I wish to live through the ordeal, and enjoy the tastiest biscuit ever, and a rabbit haunch of course.

[Emily]

*( very funny.)

 

Granted, since you ate oscar and you're lost like us. Congratulation!

 

Now Emily wish to find arcueid so she can gut him to get oscar out of his stomach.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but he is two continent away. Any attempt for communication is not plausible except through LL forums only.

 

 

I wish to find another rabbit to replace Oscar Wilde, before I being gutted by a strange yet very kind kowaii onee-san.

[Emily]

Granted, you need to find mjollnir to resurrect oscar by yourself since you're in nord continent. But Thor is currently away since Loki tricks him.

 

Emily still wish to find arcuied and oscar regardless.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

HA!!!! Granted for a grumpy cat to rule over the galaxy. *look away and pretend to never see that black haired girl ~~~whistling~~~

 

 

I wish for someone else to come here and save me from this predicament.