Corrupt a Wish

[Emily]

 

Now emily wish someone to remove arcueid carcass.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Kowaii!!! Kowaiii!!! Tasukete kure!!!

 

*light shines through...

*a Buddha-like figure appear

*Don't worry ****** ******-san, evil shall be vanquished and purged... You will be resurrected again and we will hide you in a cave like Amaterasu have did many thousand years before.

 

 

*Reach Nirvana.

I wish for peaches.

[Veta]

Granted they are rotten

 

I wish Arcueid wouldn't try to sound Japanese            

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! Oh who am I kidding! Why should I grant it?

 

 

I wish there is another peaches that does not rotten yet, given not by a pair of clapping hand. XD

[NightShade]

granted, the peach is given to you by feet instead, which just trudged through mud

 

i wish i had a new mouse

[Emily]

Granted puck the Wonderland dormice .

 

Emily wish for a new participant for tea party in limbo.

[Veta]

Granted, it's new Dante and he ruins the party .

 

 

 

I wish  I had some good friends .

[Emily]

Granted, Emily will conjure Asmodeus and Demogorgon.

 

Emily wish for a good night sleep.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but because you post before me, you will get an extra wishes. You will be put to sleep, by a pair of invisible hand with a BOSCH AKE30 electric chainsaw 240v.

 

 

I wish for a Camomile tea.

[Emily]

Granted, you can drink it from Emily's skull.

 

Emily wish someone would be so kind to stitch her entire body back together and put her into Osiris's sarcophagus.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but that man doesn't know the human anatomy and the end result was... frankenstein-ish.

 

 

I wish this passing gallstones wasn't that bad... I feel like to tear open my bile duct and remove it bare handed.

[Emily]

Granted. Emily will keep the rocks for good luck charm.

 

Emily wish to have more cats or sphinx guardians while she is being strangely mummified.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it so packed that your mummified body had to be send to British's Museum of Natural History or local crematory... the latter is more feasible.

 

 

I wish for a Real Steel sequel!!! Damn that movie! It's make me manly tears over it~~~ T_T

[Emily]

Granted, permission to to watch 'real steel' sequel extended version in bbc knowledge on "HOW THEY DO IT?".

 

Emily wish scarlet blade won't be censoring the sentinel class.

(For Fuck sake it's embarrassing and prolonged the Closed beta.)

[Veta]

Granted , they remove the sentinel all together .

 

 

 

I wish time wasn't of the essence .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, it bore down to your black bone.

 

 

I wish for a...!!! Snickers bar...

[Emily]

Granted with no nuts.

 

Emily wish a moonless night and meet up with mary the deaf red riding hood safely in limbo.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Yatta!!! No nuts! Just like I dream of~~~ Oh thank you moonless night~~~ and I shall grant you your wish, but she's trip over and stuck on a pit with her half, waist to below, exposed for the world to wander what colour she's wear... XD

 

 

I wish that Emily doesn't know that it is me who made her trip over.

[Emily]

Impossible to grant, Since you're a mundane person.

 

Emily wish for a cake.

[Veta]

Granted ,

 

 

I wish wishes didn't get corrupted .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, your wishes of dying by countless bite from Black Mamba will never get corrupted nor fulfilled.

 

 

I wish for Cadbury Chocolate bar!!! This is going to be fun!!!

[Emily]

Granted The Golden ticket to willie wonka's chocolate factory in limbo.

The tzitzimitl will surely gonna love your choco filled guts!

 

Emily wish for a new bottle of vodka and a jar of pickles for her birthday party.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Really? Surely you want something else that befit your... stature? Granted, vodka and pickles it is. But... not for you. Sorry love. 

 

 

I wish to remove myself from this seemingly insane and mundane lifestyle.

[Emily]

Granted, here is a minigun.

 

Emily wish for more participant in big board of fun.

[LordJerle]

Granted.  I clone myself and give them all laptops to join in the fun with.

 

I wish the sinus infection behind my eye would go away so I could look at the monitor for more than 10 seconds without my eye hurting.