Corrupt a Wish

[polluxval]

Granted, you get an artificial eye. Unluckily it was made in China, so it failed and the autodestruction sequence was triggered.

 

I wish for a supacomputhaaaa.

[nonusnomeni]

granted here take this HAL...

 

i wish for more dried figs...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but you mix it up with a poisonous dried fruit.

 

 

I wish for a high end pc!!!  or a Alienware laptop!!!

[polluxval]

Granted, an alien came to earth and gave you a laptop that turn out to be a tripod from war of worlds, and finally you get buzzed.

 

I Wish for a non crashing skyrim.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, I will give you the position of the Chairman of Bethesda, which is regretfully the last time everyone heard about Bethesda Studio, ever.

 

 

I wish for a tasty ice cream, nauuuuuu!!!

[Emily]

Granted, Emily banish you to Mephistopheles domain the Cania of 9 hell. enjoy!

 

Emily sincerely wish for everyone here well and in good health.

(xcept the last person whose emily banish to cania)

 

 

[Ghost]

Granted. Everyone is in good health and i will bring someone personally to the hospital if he/she is sick

 

I wish.... i had a threesum with my gf me and another girl   'cause we both want to test it

or a mine turtle like in ASDF-Movie 5.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, the third is me! I'm not even going to corrupt this one, it's my wish as well.

Oh, right, my wish. Um, I wish it wasn't raining.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, only if you give me that 3rd spot... Puh-leaseeeeeee...~~~

 

 

I wish to reverse the banishment to be able to participate in the thre***!!!! *POW!!! *AUGHH!!! *HIYARKKK!!! BAM!!! KLAM!!! Uggh~~~

[Ghost]

Granted, the third is me! I'm not even going to corrupt this one, it's my wish as well.

Oh, right, my wish. Um, I wish it wasn't raining.

 

 

Granted, only if you give me that 3rd spot... Puh-leaseeeeeee...~~~

 

 

I wish to reverse the banishment to be able to participate in the thre***!!!! *POW!!! *AUGHH!!! *HIYARKKK!!! BAM!!! KLAM!!! Uggh~~~

 

 

All these little perverts here except me.

 

Granted, but only if you kill someone and if you pay for the flight around the world

 

I wish i had never postet my pic here   'cause everyone wants to do something with me O.o

[Arcueid Brunestud]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That will be never granted!!! Over my dead body!!! Oh you want some piece of me? Huh? Huh? *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *TSSZTT!!! *erk...~~~

*Arcueid has been taser-ed with countless shots and have been admitted to the hospital to remove him from biting the officer, surgically.

 

 

I * groggy wish * groggy for * groggy a * groggy lollipop...~~~

[Ghost]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! That will be never granted!!! Over my dead body!!! Oh you some piece of me? Huh? Huh? *BAM! *BAM! *BAM! *TSSZTT!!! *erk...~~~

*Arcueid has been taser-ed with countless shots and have been admitted to the hospital to remove him from biting the officer, surgically.

 

 

I * groggy wish * groggy for * groggy a * groggy lollipop...~~~

 

.......

Grant it =) Do it.....

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Not sure what to grant here.

 

 

I wish to move out from this fokking place I'm currently living and not coming back here for 6-10 years... or forever... I couldn't care less.

[polluxval]

granted, you moved out.................... to PRIPYAT!!

 

wish to watch that threesome with ghost, ghost's gf and queen bee.

[nonusnomeni]

granted I'll make video and sell to you for merely 10000000$

 

i  wish to once for all learn not to go sleep without making coffee, god i hate wakeup without bottle of coffee beside bed

[polluxval]

Not granted, coffee its the elixir of life, I love it.

 

I wish for a world without humans, only cats allowed.

[nonusnomeni]

granted

 

also i wish for the world without dog mentality ie i need slave or i need to be somebody slave...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, we all became Communist.

 

 

I wish for a beef steak.

[Emily]

Granted, you'll have to survive the Spanish bull run first.

 

Emily wish to gain more weight. a bit of Plumpness to her bony cheek.

Harrowing on limbo every night and being strange in heads always takes their tolls.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Hmm, I'm curious about the current... size (without any sort of ill intention)... GRANTED! (Please remove the kitchen knife away from my neck )

 

 

I wish for a plate of fish and chips (that was close... *sweating...)~~~

[Veta]

Granted , old rotten fish with saltless chips .

 

 

 

I wish , someone taught me how to get into limbo .

[nonusnomeni]

granted, jut wait until i find my baseball bat

 

i wish for http://0.tqn.com/d/easteuropeanfood/1/0/m/Z/-/-/figtart5.jpg

[Arcueid Brunestud]

IMMEDIATELY GRANTED!!! But it is for me... so no share for you~~~

 

 

I wish I can help ze cat bashing ze clapping hand. 

[Veta]

Granted ..... no wait.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people didn't post so many food pics .

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but they post a short videos about how they eating and savouring the moment of the most delicious-drooling-must-kill cuisine. *Damn it! Now I'm hungry too~~~

 

 

I wish for more people to be less serious about petty things and stupid arguments.