Corrupt a Wish

[Ghost]

Granted ! And you will be teleported to the most serious group on the earth, and they hate every stupid argument and petty things

 

I wish I have a bigger garden and.... a secret wish.

[polluxval]

Granted, but it's full of poison ivy.

 

I wish for a tin can helmet.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but turn out it it was made from a paper mache.

 

 

I wish I wasn't woken up too early on this Caturday.

[Emily]

Granted a dreamless dream you'll know no such things as time.

 

Emily wish she can become a better person, to ignore her distracting feelings and thoughts.

[nonusnomeni]

granted from now on she will be known as saint emily

 

i wish i can stop waking in 05.30 at least saturdays and sundays

[Emily]

Granted, but overslept can cause depression. Drink more waters.

 

Emily wish for ... no.. uh.. no..wait..

[nonusnomeni]

granted saint emily will get new memory chip

 

i wish for some chocolate cake

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted! But it will be smashed to bits by a group of chav.

 

 

I wish that particular person (not in this General sections of LL   ) to read a past post carefully, least you will be sorrily mistaken and make a fucking arsehole of yourself publicly. 

[Emily]

Grante.. O_o wait..... it wasn't about emily wasn't it?

 

Anyway, emily wish the same wish.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

No, not a single person on this thread or General section entirely, banned (Real) or those that choose to terminate their own account, for that person had only 2 post and had been posting in the same thread. How arrogantly he is to mistaken my words and hope to be spoon-feded with something that wasn't exist/known. I do not trully believe that respect and wisdom do come from age, but he is (whatever he was) expected a food to serve in front of him after been given freely the ingredient, the recipe but not the skills to do it.

 

I would gladly grant this wish.

 

 

Now I wish the moderators won't visit this page, and banned me for derailing this thread~~~ 

[Emily]

Granted, all moderators can't no longer access loverslab.com but limited to elite members threads ONLY.

 

Emily wish for a fresh avocado juice with choco syrup.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Why are obsessed with something that I craving too on this hot and moisty environments~~~ Granted, but you only get a quarter glass of it, the rest is MINE!!! Muahahahahahaha!!!!

 

 

I wish that flying knife won't reach this far~~~ 

[Emily]

Granted, Emily magical carving knife is being use for slicing sashimi instead.

 

Emily wish for a cake. Not cake to face this time!

 

 

 

 

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but

 

I wish Emily won't find where I'm living. (=_=)

[nonusnomeni]

granted but professional she was hired will

 

i wish i was put less sugar in this coffee...

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but it will be substitute with a cup of tea.

 

 

I wish Emily got the wrong address and go to Mexico instead. 

[nonusnomeni]

granted but there she will met grumpy cat fall in love and forgot you and LL

 

i wish i am not so horrendous...

[Ghost]

Granted you will be more horrendous as before.

 

I wish I will never get a cold shower as just now....

[nonusnomeni]

granted you will get only one veeery hot bath just before you will be served

 

i wish i can stop so much admire to my self (oh who i lie...)

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, and you started to donate your organ to various people after your premature demise which will be when the big hand strike 12 midnight.

 

 

I wish I can speak English, Deutscher, Spanish, and Nihongo more fluently.

[nonusnomeni]

granted for full hour then you will become mute

 

i wish i am not so perfect

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, but people will impale you on a stake for your narcissistic behaviour.

 

 

I wish for a Doraemon Magical Door so I can go anywhere I want and leave any place at the drop of hat.

[NightShade]

granted but its the broken version of the door and it opens to a destination which is not...safe

 

i wish for a faster internet speed!

[Emily]

Granted if you can pay them.

 

Emily wish for a good night sleep.

[Arcueid Brunestud]

Granted, off to bed nauuuu!!! XD

 

 

I wish for a new set of Chelsea boots.