Corrupt a Wish

[nyanyanyanyan]

granted you are now a turtle that is positive right???

i wish for the ability to control time without any chance for paradoxes and accidents.

You can fast-forward time, but only when you're asleep, which causes you to always wake up late for everything.

I wish for the knowledge and technical skills to be able to create and maintain a light-weight, compact, renewable, infinitely self sustaining, steady, stable, safe, non-heat generating, and abundant power generator that can have its output varied to any voltage or amps without generating any pollutants through a contained direct mass to energy conversion.

[LilDevil]

You can fast-forward time' date=' but only when you're asleep, which causes you to always wake up late for everything.

I wish for the knowledge and technical skills to be able to create and maintain a light-weight, compact, renewable, infinitely self sustaining, steady, stable, safe, non-heat generating, and abundant power generator that can have its output varied to any voltage or amps without generating any pollutants through a contained direct mass to energy conversion.

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Granted, you now have a microwave ? It also comes with a manual so you can keep it clean and stuff.

As much as I hate to wish this...... can someone wish me back to life as a human...... plz

[Searinglich]

Granted, you are now a human again, but you now have no recollection of your life as a human and the only memories you retain are of the time you were a cat*.

I wish I had a translated copy of the necronomicon ( I know i'm just asking for it)

[Hitman69]

Granted' date=' you are now a human again, but you now have no recollection of your life as a human and the only memories you retain are of the time you were a cat*.

I wish I had a translated copy of the necronomicon ( I know i'm just asking for it)

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Granted. The translation won't do any good (or evil), though, because even the incantations are translated, thereby rendering them useless.

I wish for the Normanomicon (Go play Fable 2/3 if you don't get it), which already has English explanations, and not to forget, an index.

[rodvi]

granted but you have to fight the banshee and the army of undead that max and sam summoned before you can get it

i wish for a pet turtle (the 100% normal type)

[nyanyanyanyan]

granted but you have to fight the banshee and the army of undead that max and sam summoned before you can get it

i wish for a pet turtle (the 100% normal type)

you get a turtle.......... soup sowwy just had to say it.

i wish for a cup of hot chocolate.

[Hitman69]

granted but you have to fight the banshee and the army of undead that max and sam summoned before you can get it

i wish for a pet turtle (the 100% normal type)

you get a turtle.......... soup sowwy just had to say it.

i wish for a cup of hot chocolate.

Granted' date=' you get a cup of hot chocolate. So hot, actually, that it has turned to plasma. Watch your tongue.

granted but you have to fight the banshee and the army of undead that max and sam summoned before you can get it

i wish for a pet turtle (the 100% normal type)

Wow, I get the Normanomicon AND get to fight an army of the un-dead? It's like Christmas all over.

Time for an oldie, in a new jacket. I wish for a cute, but still legally-aged, absolutely female, hetero- (or bi-)sexual, healthy animal-girl. (Make the animal she's based on a mammal, and something with fur, no thick-skins and such. No 'dirty' animals, like skunks or boars, either.)

Better to be specific.

[tacomarine]

fine, you get a 100% mammel, female, animal, AND heterosexual alien animal that had been found on jupitor. however, the breeding is backwards there, so the females impregnate the males. and lucky you, she REALLY likes you.

i wish for world peace not caused by me.(lets see that bite me in the ass).

[Hitman69]

fine' date=' you get a 100% mammel, female, animal, AND heterosexual alien animal that had been found on jupitor. however, the breeding is backwards there, so the females impregnate the males. and lucky you, she REALLY likes you.

i wish for world peace not caused by me.(lets see that bite me in the ass).

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Granted, the world is conquered by aliens, and you're the only one that can stop them. You decide to do nothing, and the aliens conquer the world. Now we have to be peaceful because of them, or we'll all be vaporized. Great job you did there.

That good enough for ya?

Now, I have three questions, and a wish. First of all, where's jupitor? Secondly, why do mammals exist there, as well? Thirdly, who suckles the child, male of female?

As for my wish, I wish to have her to turn into a terran-animal-based humanoid animal-girl, still a mammal, still liking me, and still healthy, BEFORE she has a chance to impregnate me. (any other restriction I posted before still apply).

[nyanyanyanyan]

fine' date=' you get a 100% mammel, female, animal, AND heterosexual alien animal that had been found on jupitor. however, the breeding is backwards there, so the females impregnate the males. and lucky you, she REALLY likes you.

i wish for world peace not caused by me.(lets see that bite me in the ass).

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Granted, the world is conquered by aliens, and you're the only one that can stop them. You decide to do nothing, and the aliens conquer the world. Now we have to be peaceful because of them, or we'll all be vaporized. Great job you did there.

That good enough for ya?

Now, I have three questions, and a wish. First of all, where's jupitor? Secondly, why do mammals exist there, as well? Thirdly, who suckles the child, male of female?

As for my wish, I wish to have her to turn into a terran-animal-based humanoid animal-girl, still a mammal, still liking me, and still healthy, BEFORE she has a chance to impregnate me. (any other restriction I posted before still apply).

your animal girlfriend is now a female version of king kong and decides to re-enact the empire state building scene. However, she accidentally drops you off the top of the tower by mistake.

I wish for another cup of hot chocolate that's at a suitable temperature for consumption for humans.

[tacomarine]

granted. since we're on the topic of aliens, one of them comes down and steals your coffie while you aren't looking. it dosne't like the taste, so it cools it off consiterabley before you get pissed at it and kick it's ass. but you are sorely left with a cold cup of coffie.

two things. one, i know how to spell jupiter. idk if mammels existed there so i put an 'o' insteasd of.... who am i kidding? i can't speel for scit.

i wish i could spell

[Searinglich]

Granted, you now know how to spell the words "sad face" in every language on earth.

I wish I had a death coaster (army of darkness), and that I also knew how to maintain and drive it.

[rodvi]

granted but your army of darkness are donkeys who refuse to do anything unless you give them a carrot each for every ten minutes aaaand they have no special powers whatsoever

i wish i had a pet turtle (that wasn't soup...) and alive thankyouverymuch

[Hitman69]

granted but your army of darkness are donkeys who refuse to do anything unless you give them a carrot each for every ten minutes aaaand they have no special powers whatsoever

i wish i had a pet turtle (that wasn't soup...) and alive thankyouverymuch

Granted, but you forgot to add that it had to be normal. So now your pet turtle is possessed by the devil (or whatever evil deity you believe in), and tries to buy your soul once every hour.

I wish I could turn my body into any material, at will. That way, I might survive my fall by turning into rubber. Of course it has to work whenever I want to, for as long as I like, without restrictions on the amount of transformations possible (as in, not a limited amount of times, unlimited possibilities were already covered).

[rodvi]

granted but people who see you transform think that you are more possessed than my pet turtle and you end up being burnt like a witch

i wish my possessed pet turtle had sunglasses, a leather jacket a guitar and the ability to play the guitar.

[Hitman69]

granted but people who see you transform think that you are more possessed than my pet turtle and you end up being burnt like a witch

i wish my possessed pet turtle had sunglasses' date=' a leather jacket a guitar and the ability to play the guitar.

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Granted, he get the holy guitar of skillz. He can't use it, though, seeing as how it is holy.

Also, burn me? I'm made of stone.

I wish for more powers. Let's start with mind-control, so these idiot's would put out the fire.

[rodvi]

granted but people who see you transform think that you are more possessed than my pet turtle and you end up being burnt like a witch

i wish my possessed pet turtle had sunglasses' date=' a leather jacket a guitar and the ability to play the guitar.

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Granted, he get the holy guitar of skillz. He can't use it, though, seeing as how it is holy.

Also, burn me? I'm made of stone.

I wish for more powers. Let's start with mind-control, so these idiot's would put out the fire.

granted you can now control the minds of people but it is so powerful that the heads of those you try to control explode you are now stuck on a pole with a bunch of people without heads lying around you

and what happened to the sunglasses and the leather jacket?

i wish for the unholy guitar of massive awesomeness for my posessed turtle

[tacomarine]

granted, your turtle has the unholy guitar of awesomeness that ends up mind fucking everyone by it's awesomeness. now your turtle turns everyone against you and ends up owning your soul...

i wish that my coffie cup had an endless supply of coffie

[rodvi]

granted i have no idea what coffie is so you get a head of lettuce

i wish i had total control over my pet turtle and my soul

[koocamunga]

i wish i had total control over my pet turtle and my soul

Granted, but in gaining control of your turtle and soul, you lose all control of your body and mind, then spend the rest of your days in an insane asylum for doing things you had no control over

My wish, to live in the world of a modded Oblivion for a while =P

[Hitman69]

i wish i had total control over my pet turtle and my soul

Granted' date=' but in gaining control of your turtle and soul, you lose all control of your body and mind, then spend the rest of your days in an insane asylum for doing things you had no control over

My wish, to live in the world of a modded Oblivion for a while =P

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Granted, but like the person who asked such a thing before, you too, get raped continuously by beggars and guards, not to forget dogs, mudcrabs and horses.

I wish for telekinesis, while still having my current abilities. I'll just remove these ropes that way, then.

[nyanyanyanyan]

i wish i had total control over my pet turtle and my soul

Granted' date=' but in gaining control of your turtle and soul, you lose all control of your body and mind, then spend the rest of your days in an insane asylum for doing things you had no control over

My wish, to live in the world of a modded Oblivion for a while =P

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Granted, but like the person who asked such a thing before, you too, get raped continuously by beggars and guards, not to forget dogs, mudcrabs and horses.

I wish for telekinesis, while still having my current abilities. I'll just remove these ropes that way, then.

You now have telekinesis, but its not powerful enough to do much besides pick up items less than 1 gram in mass, and you're only able to move it at a speed slower than 1 meter per hour.

I wish i could keep all of my memories and brain functions while transforming myself into any mammal of any size i choose.

[Hitman69]

i wish i had total control over my pet turtle and my soul

Granted' date=' but in gaining control of your turtle and soul, you lose all control of your body and mind, then spend the rest of your days in an insane asylum for doing things you had no control over

My wish, to live in the world of a modded Oblivion for a while =P

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Granted, but like the person who asked such a thing before, you too, get raped continuously by beggars and guards, not to forget dogs, mudcrabs and horses.

I wish for telekinesis, while still having my current abilities. I'll just remove these ropes that way, then.

You now have telekinesis, but its not powerful enough to do much besides pick up items less than 1 gram in mass, and you're only able to move it at a speed slower than 1 meter per hour.

I wish i could keep all of my memories and brain functions while transforming myself into any mammal of any size i choose.

Granted, however, whenever you transform, someone else near you transforms into a predator, which three times bigger, stronger, faster AND smarter. Oh, and let's not forget hungry. And don't mind hiding behind/beneath something, he/she will just tear it up.

Have fun.

I wish for the powers of the human torch, I'll burn these ropes, then, without losing any of my current power. (Don't mind trying to burn me with this one, I'll just become stone again).

[Searinglich]

Granted, it's a shame you didn't ask for control of those powers as you go supernova within the first second of activating them, and all that's left is a pile of ashes.

I wish I could control nature like the breath From Dust.

[nyanyanyanyan]

Granted' date=' it's a shame you didn't ask for control of those powers as you go supernova within the first second of activating them, and all that's left is a pile of ashes.

I wish I could control nature like the breath From Dust.

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You now have control of nature powers, but every time you use it you get transported to soviet russia. in soviet russia, NATURE CONTROLS YOU!!!

I wish could read and fully comprehend anything by just touching it.