Corrupt a Wish

[Tregarin]

Granted' date=' however, said watermelon was used as ammo for a demonstration of a model of a trebuchet.

I wish more people posted in this thread, without endangering the existence of other threads.

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Granted, but all these people are just Loogie's alternate personalities.

I wish I knew how to mod.

[Old Book]

Granted, but all of them will post in windings and leet.

I wish for absolute power over all time and space.

[Hitman69]

So, I see two replies.

I'll handle them both.

Granted' date=' however, said watermelon was used as ammo for a demonstration of a model of a trebuchet.

I wish more people posted in this thread, without endangering the existence of other threads.

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Granted, but all these people are just Loogie's alternate personalities.

I wish I knew how to mod.

Granted, however, the game doesn't accept your mods. (not in a way of not loading them, but in a way of not doing that one thing that is vital for the mod to run properly... GOD, I HATE THAT!)

Granted' date=' but all of them will post in windings and leet.

I wish for absolute power over all time and space.

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Granted, however, I have absolute power over you. My first order is obviously that you aren't allowed to do anything that harms me in any way (taking away the control counts as harming me, too)

Now, I wish for... A friendly, fluffy kitten.

[Tregarin]

Now' date=' I wish for... A friendly, fluffy kitten.

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Granted... may I present to you my ex-wife "Kitten". As long as you keep her (very) well fed, and have a constant supply of cigs and booze, she is friendly. And at 24 stone (or 356lbs, or even 162Kg) she is certainly fluffy.

Hmm... I wish for a cup of coffee.

[Hitman69]

Granted, you get the strongest cup of coffee ever made. Enjoy.

I wish that ex-wife of yours would just... disappear. WITHOUT any adverse effects for me, either directly or indirectly.

[Vyrce]

Granted. She is now invisible.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

[Leo77]

Granted, the cake is a fish with feet.

I wish i had more free time

[nyanyanyanyan]

Granted' date=' the cake is a fish with feet.

I wish i had more free time

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Granted, you can never fall asleep anymore, but you still feel tired.

I wish my ex would stop stalking me.

[rodvi]

granted now she is only watching you...ALWAYS....

i wish i had a giant sandwich

[Vyrce]

Granted. you have a sandwich made out of a tree.

i wish it would snow

[Guest ThatOne]

Granted, but unfortunately you didn't specify just how much snow you want, or where you wanted it, so when you were sleeping it began to snow, and by the time you woke up it already covered your whole house.

Everyone else dug out and fled, but as you were sleeping you are now stuck inside your house. Happy three months straight of being stuck, and good luck making it out alive.

Oh, and the snow took down the power line that connects to your house, so you can't even play Oblivion while you starve... Or reply to this thread. Unfortunate.

I wish my annoying little brother had a pet Twig from AQ. Here's a picture:
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-ThatOne

[Hitman69]

Granted, you get an avalanche. Enjoy.

I wish for my mod to work.

[Vyrce]

oooh double snow ^^

granted x2 Thatone's annoying lil brother gets a pet twig which happens to know exactly how to get Hitman's mod to work and does so but protects the resulting working mod with a password then kills itself to prevent you from getting it.

i wish i would've found this thread sooner

[Hitman69]

Granted, you found the thread about five seconds earlier.

I wish to have a piece of software that enables me, and only me to crack any password.

[Vyrce]

Granted you have The software but its on beta tape

[Hitman69]

I wish you made a wish.

[Vyrce]

I wish you made a wish.

I wish had remembered to wish about something the last time but just gonna run it all into one giant semi-long wall of text that basically has nothing to do with anything except wishing for caramel apples.

[Tregarin]

I wish you made a wish.

I wish had remembered to wish about something the last time but just gonna run it all into one giant semi-long wall of text that basically has nothing to do with anything except wishing for caramel apples.

Granted, but now you need to explain to the ER staff just how the apples got stuck there...

I wish my install of New Vegas wasn't so crashtastic.

[Vyrce]

Granted. your version of NV is now text based with 0 bugs.

Wish i would quit forgetting to wish and having to re-edit everything

[The Matrix Prime]

Granted, but now you can never re-edit any post ever again.

I wish I could import all the cool mods from Morrowind and Oblibion into Skyrim =)

[Vyrce]

Granted but the tools to do so wont be out for another 5years so you are unable to play until then.

I wish ill be less lazy and maybe actually learn to use the CS in Skyrim.

[Tregarin]

Granted, but now all you can ever do is use the CS in Skyrim...

I wish I could wish for something that would be nice when it gets corrupted.

[Vyrce]

Granted you can now wish for that something that is good when corrupted.you still don't know what that is tho.

I wish borderlands wasn't so addictive. wait no never...gdit.

[Tregarin]

Granted, Borderlands is no longer addictive... however, you are now completely addicted to Daikatana.

I wish the Ipad had a better internal speaker.

[NightShade]

granted. the ipad now have better speakers....but your ears no longer works