Corrupt a Wish

[Guest Loogie]

Granted. Neither get released ever.

I wish the pain from the root canal isn't ongoing tomorrow.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but all your teeth fall out in a bloody mess and you're rushed to the emergency room.

I wish the entire cast of the Jersey Shore would fall over dead right now for the good of humanity.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted, but a entire army of Justin Beibers is put in it's place.

I wish my eye would stop twitching.

[abinas]

Granted, the crazy guy in your sig just shot it out.

I wish my cat was immortal.

[LordJerle]

Granted, but it now eats brains.

I wish to have hot crazy sex with Scarlet Johannason

[Kuroshu]

Granted but Scarlet's a zombie

I wish for a new computer that didn't have a virus(AIDS)

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but Scarlet's a zombie

I wish for a new computer that didn't have a virus(AIDS)

Granted but now your computer has adware that sends kiddy porn directly to the FBI.

I wish that I invented something that makes me rich.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but it's not "Legal"

I wish I got a Big Fucking Gun....

[Hitman69]

Granted, you've got a humongous gun, that tries to fuck you everytime you're near... Anally.

I wish for more catgirls. (Let's revive that one, shall we?)

[Vyrce]

Granted your place of residence is now filled with posters of catgirls.

I wish that by the time i go to the dentist tomorrow my wisdom teeth miraculously disappear. (things are expensive to get removed...)

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted however all your teeth fall out as well.

I wish ... for world peace.(eh might as well)

[Hitman69]

Granted. Turns out the problem was your existence.

I wish for a personal, living, female, non-futa, non lesbian catgirl (of legal age).

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you now have an 18 year old female cat named lucy.

I wish i was a game designer already instead of being in college to learn how to be one.

[Cezul]

Granted. Too bad the gaming market crashed.

I wish I had a talking donkey bro that would carry my stuff.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted. However he only speaks in russian and he is only really cussing you out.

I wish the world would end.(try making a twist with this one)

[Mailamea]

Granted the world ended by a cake rain flooded with sweetness,

I wish for a unicorn playing awesome PS Vita games

[Vyrce]

Granted but you've already experienced/had said unicorn and have already forgotten your fun filled experience.

Wish i had a quicksave for life.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but your life just got corrupted

I wish my ex wasn't so violent/demanding...

[Mailamea]

granted she is sweet and now both of u gain ur daily benifits.

I wish ppl here ask me out for a date not bec they are trying to get something.

[Guest Loogie]

Granted. I go over there and ask you out on a date, and it's the most boring experience of your life.

I wish the Steelers could win the rest of their games this season.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but they got disqualified in the end for making a deal with god

I wish I was the one who granted mailamea's wish

[LordJerle]

Granted, but the unicorn's horn is up your butt.

I wish I could be one of the dudes having hot sex with the chicks in the Brazzers ads.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but the all have uncureable STDs

I wish I have popcorn right now

[Hitman69]

Granted. However, it's earwax-flavored. Oh, did I mention it has (tasteless) addictive components?

I wish I had my trusty cat-to-catgirl-ray back... And it works as it is supposed to do.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but they ugly as golum from LOTR

I wish it rained women