Corrupt a Wish

[Mailamea]

granted each of the following women droplets splatted and died of fall damage.

I wish if what i wished before happened its not boring

[Kuroshu]

Granted but your date will end in you being married

I wish I remembered my HW for my Color Theory class before today

[Hitman69]

Granted. You remembered it three weeks ago, and subsequently forgot it.

I wish the catgirls wouldn't be so damn ugly.

[Kuroshu]

Granted, they look hideous.

I wish I can slow time

[Hitman69]

Granted. You can slow some guy named Time. (Guess his parents wanted to call him Tim, and made a spelling-error)

I wish the girls were pretty.

[Kuroshu]

Granted, but their all under age.

I wish I was a lesbian

[Hitman69]

Granted. However, seeing you be a lesbian, makes every girl straight. Good luck getting laid.

I wish to know what age you had in mind... Seeing as under-age has two distinct meanings in my country.

[Kuroshu]

Granted, 10 yrs old

I wish I have a computer to play FONV

FYI I'm a dude.

[Mailamea]

Granted it can play NV but only at 10FPS

I wish Fallout Online is like Fallout3 but online.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but there are no mods

I wish for holograms

[LordJerle]

Granted, but it's a nasty breakfast cereal.

I wish for a blowjob from Jena Jameson.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted' date=' but it's a nasty breakfast cereal.

I wish for a blowjob from Jena Jameson.

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Granted but she becomes a man.

I wish there wasn't so many Sony fanboys around.

[Hitman69]

Granted. However, they kept the Microsoft fan-boys at bay.

I wish for the catgirl to be of legal age.

[Guest Loogie]

Granted, but she weighs 500 pounds.

I wish this script would compile.

[LilDevil]

Granted, the scripts compile, but there's a horrible blackout and all your work is lost.

I wish for a duck..... you know, a simple harmless duck that quacks normally and waddles in a kinda cute manner.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but the duck gets shot to death by an angry loogie

I wish I'm hungry

[Guest Loogie]

Granted. You're hungry and then presented with all the penis you can eat.

I wish clothes stayed clean without having to do laundry.

[Mailamea]

Granted you now ate a whole live hooker for lunch

I wish im not sick today

[Kuroshu]

Both of yours are granted

Loogie's clothes are clean but is too small.

mailamea isn't sick but is paralyze

I wish I didn't eat the hooker who ate the penises

[Jerbsinator]

Both of yours are granted

Loogie's clothes are clean but is too small.

mailamea isn't sick but is paralyze

I wish I didn't eat the hooker who ate the penises

Granted but now you ate a burger made of razor blades.

I wish people had a shut up button on their nose that anyone is allowed to hit if they are doing or saying something that is stupid.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but some one has already pressed your button

I wish I was sleeping right now

[Mailamea]

granted u now are asleep in bed with justine beiber.

I wish for a flying grenade launching turkey.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but the flying grenade launching turkey belongs to Justin Beiber.

I wish He is dead

[Mailamea]

He is now dead

I wish for cookies

[Guest Loogie]

Granted, but they're laced with roofies as part of a tentacle monster's plan to get you.

I wish I didn't keep waking up with back pain.