Corrupt a Wish

[Hitman69]

Granted. Now they're stomach-cramps.

I wish the catgirl wasn't overly fat.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but now their overly ugly

I wish I didn't need to sleep

[LordJerle]

Granted, but you go insane and end up eating your own eyeballs.

I wish Dust 514 would come out already.

[Mailamea]

Granted he came out gay wait what?

I wish LordJerle would stop running

[LordJerle]

Granted, but I start humping your leg instead. LOL

I wish I was Jessica Alba's panties.

[Mailamea]

Well u cant ur too far away.

Anyways granted but you are only used once bec she uses disposable panties. But wait u got used again by a bum recycling panty maniac.

I wish BEER!

[Jerbsinator]

Granted but it's not Canadian beer.

I wish I had $20,000 so I could go to college.

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted you now have 20,000 yen.

I wish FREEDOM!!!

[tacomarine]

granted, you get FREEDOM!! as you jump out your window. but you don't realize that you are in a skyscraper

i wish i didn't have to go back eight pages to find out that nobody granted my wish

[Vyrce]

Granted you had to go back 3,414,765,356,635,648 pages, one post at a time.

I wish, people didn't always blame the tanks.

[Jerbsinator]

Granted you had to go back 3' date='414,765,356,635,648 pages, one post at a time.

I wish, people didn't always blame the tanks.

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Granted, but now the tanks have become witches.

I wish I didn't just make a Left 4 Dead reference.

[Kuroshu]

Granted, left 4 dead never existed

I wish for more food

[D_KNIGHT_PEN]

Granted however in exchange for all the food you now have no appetite.

I wish for a better computer.

[Kuroshu]

Granted, you have a new computer, but it has too much virus... like AIDS

[Mailamea]

F*ck YEAH! You forgot a wish!

I wish Kuroshu will now swim in a toxic vat for not wishing

[Guest Loogie]

Granted, but you have to act as the lifeguard.

I wish it was next week so I could buy a decent mattress.

[Kuroshu]

Granted but the world ended at sunday

I wish I made a wish in my previous post

[Mailamea]

Granted you made a wish to make a wish happen to successfully wish that it will now bring the past and made your wish. ??????

I wish for a 2 pint gallon of ice cream !!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest Loogie]

Granted. There is only 2 pints in a gallon instead of 4 now.

I wish I had someone to help crack my back.

[Mailamea]

Granted, so how would we do this? i got a crowbar and a metal pipe.

I wish i have 4 pints back

[Guest Loogie]

Probably lay the metal pipe across my back and use the crowbar as some sort of lever.

Granted. There are 4 pints in a gallon again, but all the ice cream in the world melted.

I wish the crowbar and metal pipe will get the job done.

[Mailamea]

Zing!

Noooooooooooo!

Granted you dont have someone to do the job with.

I wish i have 2 gallons of ice cream, that isnt melted, that tastes good, cookies and cream and strawberry flavor, and isnt expired

[Guest Loogie]

Granted. The ice cream is frozen too hard to get the spoon into and is uneatable.

I wish the internet was more entertaining.

[Mailamea]

F***********CK! Why cant i just eat ice cream?

Granted throw in some disco lights its now entertaining.

I wish i am eating an ice cream right now

[Guest Loogie]

Granted but it isn't good icecream.

Wish I had a machine to crack my back.