Corrupt a Wish

[Guest Bacon]

Granted but your new phone is constantly vibrating

I wish i was 2m tall

[Renax]

Granted, but you are now also 2m wide.

I wish there would be another game graphic-wise like crysis

[The Mad God]

Granted but It has terrible gameplay.

I wish we had inexpensive computers that could run any game at the highest settings with ease.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, but they produced by child slaves,so...

i wish that children in the neighborhood are a little quieter to got some afternoon nap...

[sammythesquirrel]

granted now they party during the time you usually try to get a full sleep period

i wish my car wasn't messed up

[Iastwolf]

granted, now people came out and smash your car with pies

i wish I could live in oblivion world

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but you live your life as an NPC forever confined to one location.

I wish I could draw better.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you are unmatched in art of cubism

i wish you avatar is real

[The Mad God]

Granted but you never get to see them be happy. (why do I feel so bad after I typed that?)

I wish that I would stop seeing all these fake "grow your cock!" ads.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you are blind

i wish peoples stop bothering me with that second most important thing in the world...

[Iastwolf]

granted, now you bothered with hours most important thing in the world

I wish I have a cat like on nonusnomeni avatar

[The Mad God]

Granted but it then turns you into its willing slave.

I wish that I had the power to turn people into my willing slaves.

[Guest Bacon]

Granted but each time you use your power you become 1 year older.

I wish i could eat an endless amount of bacon without feeling stuffed.

[lolerzness]

Granted but you still have to defrost it.

I wish i did some bungee jumping right now.

[The DarkSlayer]

Granted but the cord snapped...

I wish I wasn't so hungry right now.

[The Mad God]

Granted but now you are incredibly thirsty.

I wish that none of my stuff would break again.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you got no stuff

i wish for some rain to dispel this sultriness (it's 01:21 and still 33C* with no wind at all)

[Iastwolf]

granted, ice age come only to your life

I wish someone could help me fix this OBSE trouble

[nonusnomeni]

granted, your PC is confiscated by the tax administration so no PC no trouble

i wish to learn Lakota rain dance...

[Guest Bacon]

Granted but now it rains fire.

I wish i could sing like Jack Black.

[Queen Bee]

Granted, but you have to look like him too.

I wish I could change gender at will.

[The Mad God]

Granted but you grow 1 year older every time you switch gender.

I wish that I wouldn't age anymore.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted your dead

i wish this cola was cold

[Iastwolf]

granted, now it's frozen and you eat it

I wish I don't need to pick up my sister

[nonusnomeni]

granted, i will pick her

i wish to know why i am sober (almost)---