Corrupt a Wish

[The Mad God]

Granted but you become addicted once you realize why you are sober.

I wish that I was immune to addictions.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, gime o nother coffee

i wish all peoples are rich and hapy

[The Mad God]

Granted but their lives are now much shorter.

I wish that I wouldn't have to see so many phony ads.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but now the ads are real and cause viruses and such.

I wish my computer didn't crash causing me to lose over 200GB of important files including my Daz content.

[The Mad God]

Granted but your computer crashes for some other mysterious reason.

I wish that my computer would never crash.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, you got no comp

i wish know how to make ai sprites more aggressive in crusader kings 2

[ImperialDark]

Granted. They are so aggressive, they escape the game and Kill you.

I wish I had more time to myself.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, you're all alone forever now.

I wish I could use my daz models in video games.

[nonusnomeni]

granted granted granted

i wish then rikuxx20 made some nice video game

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but he never shares

i wish my game would stop crashing

[The Mad God]

Granted but now it freezes very often

I wish that devs would stop releasing their games until they fixed all the bugs.

[Riku20xx]

Granted, but the games are never released.

I wish it we're 20 degrees cooler outside.

[The Mad God]

Granted but there is now a hailstorm outside.

I wish that my car windows can't be broken by hail.

[nonusnomeni]

granted, they will be broken by stone "accidentally" discard from my hand

I want a law that would prohibit the use of lawn mowers :@

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted. Grass will now be cut by chainsaws.

I wish I could float while watching TV.

[The Mad God]

Granted but you eventually float up into space and can't get back down.

I wish that I could breath in outer space.

[deathparade]

Granted, but you can only breath by covering you mouth and nose! (what)

I wish i was larger! (tiny me :[ )

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted. You are now so large you do not have the muscle capacity to stand up or move.

I wish I had multiple vaginas.

[sammythesquirrel]

granted but now you have a permanent yeast infection

i wish for cake

[deathparade]

Granted... but the cake is a lie!

i wish for eternal damnation (try and corrupt this HAHA!)

[lolerzness]

Granted but then you forgot you needed Postal 2.

I wish for a cheesecake

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted . A lifetime supply of cheese cake made from sour blue cheese.

I wish for Dairy Queen soft ice cream

[deathparade]

Granted but it has poison in it you become BLUE (dabadeedaba)

I wished that google didn't give so many useless answers!

[Guest Kate the Bionic Uterus]

Granted. You only receive one answer from now on and it is always the most useless one.

I wish I didn't have to shave my armpits.

[deathparade]

Granted! but now you will sweat so much you are unattractive!

i wish i finished project instead of leaving them to rot in there virtual grave