The Never Ending Story

[brimstone-x]

Mario and Wario, who were generally upset at the whole ordeal. Then Marios self-proclaimed rival Sonic ran up. "Your too slo-" Mario delivered a knee to Sonics skull, bursting it. "I don't like him one bit." Said Mario to Wario. "He thinks he's significant nowadays or something." "Heh." "Your fat". Before Mario could Suwee-Slap Wario's gut, several Goombas appeared, and with them...

[jinsanx]

...Dr phil! Who turned out to be the biological father of all goombas everywhere. Dr. Phil is also a master of dildo related weapon usage and now threatens to beat mario and wario to death with his deadly weapon! Dr. Phil and his messed up goomba progeny charge forward to attack mario and wario....

[d2vis]

who were then rescued by Link. After slaying all the Goomba's with the help of Tri-Force! The three banded together, when unexpectedly ...

[Vyrce]

A poodle jumps out of nowhere and..

[RandomOne]

apparently freezes this thread for almost a year with his super poodle puddle power, luckily a shadowy figure wanders by, throws it to the top of the heap to bask in fleeting glory for one final time. Happy with his handy work the shadowy figure walks past other discarded rubble turns a corner where he is attacked by...

[KainsChylde]

Legionaries who had lost their way from the Mojave somehow. One turns to another and says "This isn't the courier Caesar sent us after..."

[jclark]

... but we better kill him anyway just to be on the safe side" They draw their machetes and charge just as the stranger reveals himself to be...

[KainsChylde]

A jackalope.

[Queen Bee]

Now, funny thing about jackalopes. You'd think they're just cute, cuddly animals, but in fact they are the most...

[KainsChylde]

vicious killers in the animal kingdom. I mean their antlers are basically a rack of steak knives! But I digress...