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Skyrim confessions

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1. My game crashes before I even get into the save and I get mad.


2. I wish my character was real.


3. I have over 255 Mods active and my game just barely runs smoothly.


4. From the small group of people I'm the one who actually played through the entire game, spending nearly 250 hours on the actual game.


5. I have girlfriend who doesn't mind me doing this, she thinks its funny though.


6. I'm OCD when it comes to my game, I want everything exactly how I want it to be.


7. I think my character is better than others sometimes, but honestly who doesn't have that feeling about their own?


8. My character can sometimes be creepy, because of her eyes.


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- I never use followers. They are worthless sack of meats and ruins almost any stealth approach or are just in general being completely worthless.


- I never marry any one. Not because I wouldn't want too, but because the marriage thing is so bad and worthless.


- The Thalmor are worthless and the only thing they deserve is a quick death.


- Vampires are worthless, and needs to be eradicated! Werewolf for life!


- I kill every Giant I spot.


- I have yet to play as a Mage.


- If a guard stops by to mention anything, like you know, "favour the bow" "No lollygaging" "bla bla" I kill him on the spot.


- One time I sat in my tent for about 30 min doing nothinig, due to heavy rain.


- My mild OCD forces me to collect every book I can get my hands on. Doesn't matter if I already have several copies of 'em.


- Also, jewelery (enchanted or not), soul gems/fragments, potions, poisons, alchemy ingredients, ore, ingots and pelts - Same deal.


- I hate the combat in Skyrim, so therefore I always play as a Assassin/Archer - One shot, One kill. But being a Archer/Sniper is my call in life, so would play as that regardless of the combat.


- If someone talks funny to me or annoy me, they will meet their maker.


- I once fought a Mudcrab, and lost.


- I refuse to play as a Vampire. They are worthless and must die. If I fight a Vampire and gets infected, I use the console to get me a "cure disease" potion. At least before I can make my own.


- I hate interacting with other NPC's, due to the awful voice acting. And re-used voices.


- I like to dress my toons in sexy clothing (duh) but never to the brink of looking like a Friday night whore, ready to work the streets. Some cleavage and skin, sure, but thats about it.


- All my females toons are Assassins or Archers. And my males are 1H/Shield/2H Warriors. I tend to play female 70% and male 30%.


- I always free that guy that the imperial has tied up, just to kill him after I have taken care of the guards.


 


There are prolly tons more...


 


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One more confession

-Well I kinda have a crush on my character, Emily. ._.

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more confesions:


the only divines I repect are dibella and julianos, I think the daedra are more interesting


I have a list with 8 diferents charactes with backstories that I want to create i hasnt played skyrim in 3 months because I cant choose one


Ive made some non combat charaters and played the for a long time


Ive always wanted to make sult rolkeplaying lets plays of skyrim and fallout but dont have time for it (Ill probably make it when my RL settles a little and I buy a new keyboard because mine is malfunctioning and Im too lazy to buy a new one)


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My current character..at level 20... is probably the highest i have ever been without restarting


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I've never killed Heimskr or Nazeem...


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1. I'm currently on the longest standing character, hitting level 19. (Finally a non-CTD-festy playthrough)


2. I was very angry that Astrid will betray you in the Dark Brotherhood and you give her the final, easy blow. I probably hacked on her burned corpse for way too long.


3. My characters are extremely violent to hostile or mean characters (hint: Defeat + Deadly Mutilation)


4. I have tried to kill Erikur for over two hours until I realized that he had a special essential flag set of an active quest (damn you game)


5. I hate the Black-Briar Family


6. I kill a lot of travelers on the road for no particular reason


7. I actually like Cicero.


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3. I think Lydia is  cool.


 


2. I never finished the main quest line...or in fact most of the major ones. I always get caught up in some trivial thing, like chasing a butterfly or....


 


1. Staring at Kirsikka and blowing kisses.


 


like this


 


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smooch


 


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smoooooch


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- I have never once used pickpocket in my entire 875 hours playing skyrim.


 


- I have never used any alteration spell ingame... ever... they just... suck.


 


- I have tried countless times to kill maven blackbriar... even once started a mod just for that purpose :b... I just settle for turning her into a thrall now :b


 


- Nazeem doesn't annoy me, I've never understood why people hate that dude so much :b


 


- Can't ever side with the imperials, just something about them trying to behead my character makes me not like them :b


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I've never killed Heimskr or Nazeem...

 

By the gods! :o

 

I actually haven't killed either of them conventionally myself. I did once try killing Heimskr in the console and getting Nazeem the blame for it though. You're supposed to be able to open the console, click an NPC and type something like kill followed by another NPC's ID to have everyone think they did it. I was very disappointed it didn't work. Heimskr dropped dead just fine, but Nazeem was allowed to walk around freely without getting hacked to pieces by overzealous guards :-/ I reloaded my save and carried on as normal.

 

My real confession would probably be that I never take anything offered to me near the start of the game by either Alvor or Gerdur, because apparently taking more than one item from them causes a known bug where Heimskr never preaches, and I like hearing him preach. The Wind District just wouldn't be the Wind District without all that "wind."

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- I have never used any alteration spell ingame... ever... they just... suck.

Alteration is the only tree that stays relevant even later on.

Also makes the best leveling cheese...

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1) On the first playthough I've did the whole civil war questline as Stormcloak, after this I always took Imperial but never finished the questline again (never came far enough, afa will know...)


2) I don't know why, but I'm always a sneaky person, most of the time I'm listener and head of the thieves guild, meaning I sniper a target and then empty its house.


3) I've never ever finished the main questline. Got the game since 2011. First playthrough I didn't manage to slay Alduiin, then I've started modding xD


4) I don't block. Prefer a bow, or sword with destruction spell.


5) I hate the console. Ruined the fun on my second playthough. It goes that far that I prefer starting a new game over using the console for debugging.


6) On every single playthough at one point Nazeem and the Talos priest in Whiterun die under mysterious circumstances.


7) I always marry Camilla myself, just to give those two dickbutts sth to cry, though I have a crush on Serana (like anyone, it seems ^^)


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Alrighty lets see...confessions.  Ok here they are.


 


1.  I have also never killed Heimskr or Nazeem.


2.  I hate when my NPC's die, infact if one does during like a vampire attack I re-load the game and keep doing so until those pesky vampires are dead and no one else is.


3.  I once died to a pot.  It came flying out of nowhere and hit my character right in the head.


4.  Once a mudcrab reported me for murder.


5.  I like Lydia and have never had a problem with her.


6.  I have never once married Ysolda, thought about it a couple times, but I like it when my wife can travel with me.


7.  I once went up to a Greybeard who was meditating by the cliff on the throat of the world and shouted him off of it.  Another Greybeard immediately ran up and did the same thing to me.


8.  I hate those damn chickens.


9.  I have only completed the main quest and dawnguard quest line twice and have never even started Dragonborn.  I always restart, if a mod I have gets an update rather than do a clean save or anything like that I start a new game, just to be safe and avoid anything going wrong.


10.  I have never once sided with the Stormcloaks and never will, long live the empire!


11.  When I made my first female character I spent literally 2 1/2 hours making my female character so that I could get her perfect, but I have never posted a picture of her.  Due to all the times I've restarted I can actually remake her perfectly in less that 2mins now.


12.  I like to cook pies in the game because I like pie.


13.  Whenever I pass through Ivarstead I always give Narfi some gold, only beggar I do that for.  He's my special buddy.


14.  I did the dark brotherhood questline through only once, never again.  Narfi is my special buddy, and I don't like having to kill him.


15.  I once sat down at a table and for some reason the napkin thing (or whatever that cloth thing on some tables is supposed to be) flew off of it really fast, hit an npc, and killed him.


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  • The only NPC's I pickpocket for gold or training are guards.
  • But when my pickpocket skills are up to 100, I do intent to pickpocket Saadia clean.

    I don't think she's innocent and deserves it. The only reason I saved her is not to have "an empty space" in the Bannered Mare.

  • I hate those uptight Altmers. My character is an Altmer...
  • I hate it when my follower Sofia makes more kills then I do.

 

Those are kinda cute xD They really depict your character

 

 

 

4.  Once a mudcrab reported me for murder.

 

 

wat D:

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1. I can only play beast races. Any time I tried otherwise I lose interest.


2. After doing the Dark Brotherhood questline before most of my characters are now assassins.


3. I kill the random farmers walking the roads just the same as any bandit.


4. Never finished Stones of Barenziah.


5. I usually always have my assassin characters have black fur/scales.


6. If I make a Khajiit I can't stand using any hair type other than bald (in other words no additional hair than fur) since I feel it looks off.


7. Since I got Argonian Fins mod now all my Argonians now use it over the other ones.


8. Even though I've played Skyrim over 1300 hours I've only finished the Dawnguard questline as Dawnguard once, Vampires none, Main storyline once.


9. My first few characters were males, but after a few playthroughs I now play as transgendered females.


10. After Hormones got a working sex change I started playing males characters to start just to add to their storylines in my head canon.


11. My last character, Argonian assassin, wears an eyepatch due to a botched assassination that cost her an eye.


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