Dick trophies

[bigshaith]

Forgive me, I'm drunk

 

So, I'm running around killing bandits and stealing their clothes, and I see all these bodies laying around with floppy SOS dicks (which I love) and was swinging my sword at the dicks because I wanted to chop them off and have a pile of disembodied penises of various colors in my house as a trophy. Much to my dismay, the penises remained attached to the corpses, and I still don't have a pile of floppy dicks in my house to play with, can someone fix that? 

 

Mechanics? Loot the dick off of the corpse depending on what SoS schlong was assigned to the character and how big it was? Its gotta have floppiness on the world item or there's no point in making this mod. Should totally be futa compatible. Maybe ballsack trophies as well?

 

I hope I inspired someone to make something great.

[markdf]

Seconded. That would be fun.

 

It would be nice to be able to claim trophies from living victims as well. SOS needs a "eunuch" schlong, which simply displays a crotch-scar and prevents the victim from doing any sexlab animations that require a penis.

[feminizi]

still not as weird as half the shit i see here

you can do better sir

[bigshaith]

Mkay dick necklace pendants, like a shark tooth but a dick

[BringtheNoise]

So you want a bag of dick's, ball necklace, or a wall of cock?

 

Next you going to want to turn the Dragon slongs into clubs or maybe squirt guns....

 

Mkay.... start scripting, nifscoping, and max or blender tweaking.... cause what you want can be done, but you are probably one of the few that actually want it.... and don't forget to package it all together with an esp to make it work in game.

 

Oh and the balls are part of the cock mesh to split that you will need to play around in max or blender... you'll probably need to make a replacement mesh/nif to insert into the area where the cock and balls were one you are done so a flat bit and some textures will be needed....

 

Hay while your at it make a version that works with SAM as well, cause not everyone uses SOS.... also add into the esp a couple of food items for the hard core nut lovers (orc ball stew, fried troll cock, etc etc)...

 

I think I should stop before I offend myself...

[bigshaith]

Mkay dragon dong clubs are a great idea not even going to lie

[Teruke]

what if you also can use them trophies to make your own fleshy toys >.>

[grifterrik]

7 hours ago, bigshaith said:

Mkay dick necklace pendants, like a shark tooth but a dick

 

In the later volumes of Glen Cook's Black Company books, there is a deity of sorts who wears a girdle of severed penises.  Always thought that would make an awesome armor mod.

[shadowking622]

sounds interesting, I want It.