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famous last words

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"Seriously, look at you.  I'm a foot taller than you and I outweigh you by 100 pounds!  You seriously think you can hurt me?"


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"Am I a dog? That you approach me with sling and cane?"

'Goliath'

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*picks up a thrown grenade* "Did anyone lose their grenade?"


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"Shave and trim please"

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"You are a buffoon! Now do my beard!" - Futurama.


 


Or something like that. XD!


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I bet I can jump from that skycraper. Don't beleave me? Just watch!


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GERONIMOOOOOO! *splat*


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Cut the blue wire.


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Bit longer, but still funny. Names not present to protect myself. But if you do get the reference, a cookie for you! XD!


 


Bozo 1: "Cut the red wire! It's always the red wire in the movies!"


Bozo 2: "Okie dokie! It's cutting time!"


Bozo 3: "What? No! Don't cut the wire!"


Bozo 2: "Stop shouting at me [name censored]! Jesus Christ! If you keep shouting at me, it'll make me cut the wi- too late."


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Baldy! baldy! baldy!

Some kids.

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"Damn, not again..." - Shadow the Hedgehog.


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"He is dead, Jim."


McCoy


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I've died, there is no more me. -Bourbon

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"Huh...I've never won a coin toss before"


- Ritchie Valens to Tommy Allsup after winning a toss to decide who gets in the airplane with Buddy Holly and J.P. "The Big Bopper" Richardson


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Do you hear them? They sing through the pipes! -Olezhenka

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Caboose: I won! I am the greatest! I beat everyone! And now, noone is left but me.


 


*Ghost crashes on top of him, killing him*


 


Caboose: Son of a bitch!


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But we're not spies, we're just travelers! -Mikhail Porfirevich

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Kill me already, I dont want to... So cold... -Daniel

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LEEEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOOOOOOOYYYYY JJJJJEEEEEENNNNNNNKKKIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS


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