The Great Drunken Oblivion Murder Spree

[weirdtexan]

Found this thread linked from a Skyrim article. For the love of all that's good, read it and have a laugh:

Guy plays Oblivion blacked out drunk this is what happened.

[Slammer64]

OMFG weirdtexan, epic find! I laughed for about a 1/2 hour!

[polluxval]

that history make my day.

[Amox]

Oh yes. I've read it sometime ago, but damn.. that's great. Especially that he mentioned about this Adoring Fan guy, never liked him either >

[Triratna]

O_o; man...

[Eyrika]

lmao bounty of 99575!

[liberx]

Rofl !!! That was brilliant, I was sniggering all through that, as it went along sniggering increased, until the last picture, burst out laughing, got some real funny looks !!

[koocamunga]

LOL that was great! xD

[tomfoolery]

This story gets funnier every time I read it.

[Iris86]

i did that being sobber n.nU, well sorta, i went and killed a guard because i stole something without any kind of value when trying to talk with a shop owner, when i got out of the store it was like "stop right there criminal scum", and i didn't wanted to pay with my body, my character was ovulating and better have the daughter of a commander than a guard even if the guy was a redguard, so i resisted arrest, and killed the guard, and then the archer and another and another guard and adamus pillida 3 times, when i came up to my senses i had a bounty of 36000... strangely enough, on my blind rage i only killed guards, and those can be replaced, i left everyone else live, so i walked outta the city and came back...by fast travel, i was found by hyeronimus lex, but he said something like "since we are friends i'll pay your bounty", i was like, "OMG" (checked and he had a disposition of 100) well, i fast traveled to market, the guard bodies were still there so i got a ton of armor and pawned it to increase my mercantile, at the end they got cleaned out of the streets, i got a full coinpurse and a nice father-to-be on my list of prospects(for that preg-born-mod)

[Greader]

That story is pretty great. Though it makes me wonder how long it would take to kill all NPC's in Oblivion. I suppose it would take at least a while if you tried to be sneaky about it.

[SenReality]

This reminds me of the time I got drunk and stoned ... ended up with all the males of bruma, anvil, chor an ley slaved an jam packed into ImaItems slave cellar o.O; had no idea what happened when I loaded up the save to see 100s of male AI's just lurking about in a slave ranch butt naked saying 'Hello Mistress' completely boggled my mind.