The "say something to the noob asking for help stupidly" thread

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Ok Im sure by now everyones used to new users asking for mod help in all the wrong places.

In this thread, you ask a question while attempting to sound like one of those users, after mockingly answering the question above.

Lookin' for help pls

I've spent a lifetime looking for this

Single .eps files and good time mods, never true

Playing a fools mod, hoping to win

Telling those sweet lies and losing again.

I was looking for help in all the wrong places

Looking for help in too many faces

Searching your eyes, looking for traces

Of what.. I'm dreaming of...

Hopin' to find a friend and a help

God bless the day I discover

Another heart, lookin' for help

When I was alone then, no help in sight

And I did everything I could to get me through the night

Don't know where it started or where it might end

I turn to a stranger, just like a friend

I was looking for help in all the wrong places

Looking for help in too many faces

Searching your eyes, looking for traces

Of what.. I'm dreaming of...

Hopin' to find a friend and a modder

God bless the day I discover

Another heart, lookin' for help

You came a'knocking at my heart's door..

You're everything I've been looking for..

No more looking for help in all the wrong places

Looking for help in too many faces

Searching your eyes, looking for traces

Of what.. I'm dreaming of...

Now that I found a friend and a lovers lab

God bless the day I discover

You, oh you, lookin' for help

In all the wrong places

Looking for help in too many faces

Searching your eyes, looking for traces

Of what.. I'm dreaming of...

Now that I found a friend and a lovers lab

God bless the day I discover

You, oh you, lookin' for help

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byOzCJauEbw

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Topic:

HALP PLS!

Body:

After I installed Mailamea's BBBB+DMRA MOD I PUT M COKE ON MY COMPUTERS CUpholder and it broke!

Now I kant put cd in cupholder

[Captain Cobra]

Topic:

HALP PLS!

Body:

After I installed Mailamea's BBBB+DMRA MOD I PUT M COKE ON MY COMPUTERS CUpholder and it broke!

Now I kant put cd in cupholder

Get a new cup holder. You'll want to find one with the lowest possible X rating, as the lower the number, the higher the strength of the cup holder.

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Topic:

N33d help, d00ds.

Body:

HAI GUIZ, WHAT DO U DO WIT DA .RAR FILES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

HO DO I INSTALL BBBBBB??????

WATS WRYE BASH?

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

You need to right click on the .rar files and select "Open With..." then hit the plus sign to drop the menu down, and select internet explorer.

MAKE SURE the 'ALWAYS USE SELECTED PROGRAM' box in the bottom left IS checked.

Should work like a charm, if not you may need to wash your hard drive in warm soapy water.

Don't worry, when it spins while starting up the hard drive dries itself off.

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Topic:

gay

Body:

HAI I THIN THIS MOD IS BROKE, I STOLE MUTTO FROM GUARD IMPERIAL CITY, NOW ALL GUARD ATTACK ME.

[Jexsam]

My bad, I forgot to flag the cell as player-owned. Patch uploaded, try that.

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Topic:

hay guise need help i think i broke something bu

Body:

topic says it all. plz help

[Kuroshu]

Here's what you do: Get Duck tape.

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Topic:

H31P!!!!1!!!

Body:

I d0nT kN0w H0w t0 TyP3 @ b@cKw@Rds "b"

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

Heres what you do: Learn to type fowards first.

.yllamron epyt ot nrael uoy ecno ylno sdrawkcab epyt ot nrael neht

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ ˙˙˙˙˙ssoq uıɐןd ʇsnɾ ǝɹ,noʎ ɟı ɹo

Topic:

HALP

Body:

This guy said he'd hook me up with a sex mod if I paypal'd him five bucks, now he won't respond to my emails.

[gregathit]

Send him another five bucks, maybe he didn't get the first transfer.

I can't figure out why I can't seem to enable my mods with OBMM. I put the zip file in the data folder, but it still won't let me enable anything.

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

You need to put the zip files into the recycle bin, and if it's a .7z or .rar file it's a virus.

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Topic:

Weird

Body:

I need some help, it's really annoying whenever I do that to it my game crashes.

[Captain Cobra]

You need to prime your internet vents with some peanut butter. This should stop the crashing, as well as improving your thermodynamic efficacy and boosting your desktop wallpaper.

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Topic:

D00d

Body:

How do I open ESP files? I drag it onto the skyrim icon but nothing happens!

[Thorazine]

1. Turn your computer off.

2. There is no 2.

3. Get a match and light it.

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topic:

Mods

Body:

Installed everything. Game won't start.

[Brucealso]

It's possible that the modulated fluctuation transistor, connected to the coonuter diode, that is connected to the flip flop regulated capicator is bad and therefore your hard drive wont work. Oh by the way did you plug your computer in?

[Something]

Oh that's easy. Just carry the graham cracker over the hill, roll it nice and tight in a tortilla wrap, and push it down until it forms a snowman. Except...you know, with sand. I'm assuming by now you've calibrated the periscope. Turning the winch to Graham's Number usually yields the best results. After this, take the bearded man, and defeat Darth Vader in Mortal Kombat. You were right to force-feed your shoes to the conductor, but personally I think a rubber siphon tube works better. I do hear a pixelated glass bottle is popular, but since it's your first time, I would experiment and see what works best. The PDF guide isn't out yet, but i'd keep an eye out for that.

Anyways, I was wondering. This game says I need to press any key to continue but I can't find the "any" key! Halp!

[Kashiwaba Tomoe]

While you're looking, hit the TAB key to receive a cold tab cola